The townsfolk of Mosquito Springs are plagued with aliens, ghosts, zombies, possessed mannequin romance, Bigfoot encounters, the Great Gnome Uprising of 2020 and so much more in this mystic town east of Dallas. There’s even a ghost portal to the other side and multiple worlds out in Sutter’s Woods. Well, bless their hearts.
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Big D
Mosquito Springs sure has its share of alien abductions, ghost stories and Big Foot sightings.
Bobby Ray
And don’t forget the Yard Gnome Uprising of 2020.
Big D
Well, who could forget that, Bobby Ray?
Mayor Underhand
I could hear it sniffing me, and patting me, and seeing if I’d move. Then it poked me with a stick and I giggled. I giggled, y’all!
Winston
And me and Lady Ganja we just looked at each other and grabbed each other tight, man. Real tight.
Mr. Tab
And I knows there was some anal probing.
Big D
Now, Mr. Tab, that has never been confirmed.
Big D
Y’all come join us on the front porch right here in Mosquito Springs as we explore the stories and hidden secrets of this mystic little town east of Dallas.
Bobby Ray
Hey, you remember when those zombies took over the NASCAR 500 at the Texas Motor Speedway? And “Rowdy” Kyle Bush and Danica Patrick came to the rescue by loading those flamethrowers and cannons on the side of their vehicles? They kept pushing them zombies up against the wall and cracking them cars up and doing all kinds of wild stuff, boy. I tell you what.